-Lost in the woods-
______________

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

   Thursday, May 30  

I went to visit the page'o'Bob, and I saw this picture. It makes me wonder if some of my friends are the spawn of satan. Just check out Tyler if you don't belive me. Wow, evil lookin boy, don't mess with him or he'll do somethin not to nice. Nice pics Bob.

   [ posted by T~ @ 5/30/2002 02:57:00 p.m. ] [ ]

Monday, May 27

So nobody reads this shit except for kris, Rob and the occasional Chris right? well, I guess I count for something to, being all non illiterate and stuff. I actually start work on wednesday, 10-5, getting to sleep in is a bonus, and I was told to wear my "grubbies". yep that's right.
Slowly and surely I am cutting all ties with the red cross. Odd people still call me at 7:30 in the morning demanding answers to the most insipid questions that anyone with an ounce of logical perception could solve without effort, and some random people jump on my car to get my attention just to stick out their tongues/moon me, but the classes are ending, the piles of useless pilfered equipment and paraphenalia are slowly dwindeling and going on to more useful purposes, and I no longer know the name of every current instuctor from one end of the Island to the other, even if they do know me for some reason. It's kind of sad in a way, I've become one of the names that people mention when they talk about their old r.c. escapades and living through inhuman conditions and situations with. It makes me feel old and forgotten. Or not really forgotten, but gotten over. Kind of like all those people from highschool that just don't talk to you or won't, and those friends that you call or visit that are so happy to see you again but then don't really want to have anything to do with you. Yeah, now that I've bummed out myself and probably you if you've continued to read this far into my rant, I think I'll go have a glass of milk and go to bed. 'night

   [ posted by T~ @ 5/27/2002 11:42:00 p.m. ] [ ]

Wednesday, May 22

goddamn my feet and fingers are frozen
Yeah yeah, I know, I should just go put socks on, but that would be the easy solution, now wouldn't it. Little power boats rock, I don't know why we didn't get one sooner. I only almost sank it once, and that was because Dad forgot to put the plug in. Plug you say? that's right, it has a plug.
Big props to Kris who put up a mighty fine BBQ on Monday evening, good time was had by myself and many and our thanks go out to our generous hostess. I'll get my pics tommorrow, so if you wanna see them, you have to see me too. package deal and all.
StarWars was admirable, but the only major flaw I can complain about is that Anikin was sort of whiny and bratty. I expected better from someone who is destined to be the embodyment of evil and darkness and such. Mind you I would have put up more of a fuss over having my arm violently amputated, so what can ya do.
Well, off to take my boat course!

   [ posted by T~ @ 5/22/2002 10:51:00 p.m. ] [ ]

Friday, May 10

Hip-hip horray!!!
Every one cheer for Tamsyn! I finally got a job, and I once again get paid to sit in the sun and play on boats! So Brodie, my new boss knows you so you should call me because you're never home and tell me what you thought of him when you worked with him. But sadly, the job doesn't start untill end of juneish so untill then if anyone needs someone to work for them, I'm your gal. I'd perfer you paid me though, so there will be no gratuitous sex (or ungratuitous for that matter) you sick minded people. I know what you were thinking.
And in other news, I now know how to down load music and burn cd's and it was even simpler than I had thought it would be, but yes I did know that I would need some brilliant person's help, so thank you Mike.
Now, I think some celebrationing is in order, so call me if you are interested.
Starwars comes out soon!!! Yay!

   [ posted by T~ @ 5/10/2002 02:21:00 p.m. ] [ ]

Monday, May 6

This one may be a long one, but as I feel we should all be aware of how much America really isn't as much as they think it's cracked up to be right now, just think about this list. Thank you for your letter Hannah, I hope there aren't to many people you have to throw overboard this summer.

SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

   [ posted by T~ @ 5/06/2002 11:20:00 p.m. ] [ ]

Thursday, May 2

Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You?

'Nuf said. And yeah, I'm going to drop off a resume there tomorrow.

   [ posted by T~ @ 5/02/2002 11:43:00 p.m. ] [ ]