All I can say is wow. Rob, you trully have figured out the universe. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, you need to go here and read about how he has discovered the cosmic loophole that will bring him fame and ultimate notoriety across the ages. You sir, are my Hero. I wish I could come up with conspiracy theories that are so unplausable and yet make complete sence. Someday I will, someday.
By the way, does anyone even read these anymore?