What's with that? Damn pornography!
In an effort to make my backshifts go faster and for me not to end up as a gushy glob of goo come 7:00 in the morning, I burn random movies to watch. I have been trying to get several for sometime, and star wars III just finally finished the other day. Now, I know, you don't always get what you download, but usually it's not too bad. Not this time however. I open it up to take a look and make sure it's the quality merchandise, and get a grand ol' eyeful of some blond nympho polishing some guys nob. Ew. I'm notably disappointed at this, as I was looking forward to some hansom darth vader swashbuckaling. I flip back to the start to see if by some chance it's just something that someone slipped in further into the movie to get a kick out of tricking poor unsuspecting star wars geeks. Nope, it's an intro by some amateur porn director about his one night in Paris. WTF?!? Yep, I downloaded star wars, and ended up with the Paris Hilton Sex tape. DELETE DOWNLOAD. If there were to be any form of porn found on my computer, there's no way in hell it would be of Paris Hilton.
This leads me to another train of thought. This girl has a widely watched (very stupid) show that airs somewhat regularly on tv showcasing how monumentally dumb and self absorbed she and her friend are. Young girls watch this show, and no doubt would love to emulate her. She's in a porn movie. Probably more than one, but that's the only one I've had sprung on me. Well, I guess we can say the same about Pamela Anderson and Tommy lee. Hmmm, mainstream media is infatuated by porn stars. Does this say anything about our society? *that's the end of my rant, work calls.