Go Hump a Toilet and Die.
One of the most seriously amusing insults that I've heard in a while. When you get really bored at work, at least you can rely on the stupidity of others to keep you entertained.
Well, nother round of job applications sent off in the neverending trash basket of the job world. Seriously, they now attach notes saying that if you don't have the absolute specific qualifications to the letter, don't bother applying, you won't even be considered. Hello? Wtf?!? How the hell is anyone supposed to get any of this precious experience that they require if no one is even willing to give the opportunity to train and shape their half way there already employees the way they want them? >>No, we don't want any variety or adaptability in our future employees, we only want a robot in human proportions that will continue to do the exact same thing that the last one did until it broke and had to be retired. No creativity or fresh ideas wanted, we wouldn't want to improve our workforce, or even work to assure that we will have a capable replacement in the next 15-20 years, because we'll throw away any resumes that don't fit the cookie cutter, they aren't worth consideration! No, instead we're going to make funding for most work only available to people who are unqualified to do anything at all, and only in mind numbing positions that are open for about 3 months, so we can then lay them off and cut out their chances of achieving a meaningful position, so they're stuck in a cycle where they're dependent on the government. Oh, and by the way, you won't be eligible for any of those positions, as you're not already dependent on the System. GahhhhHHHH
Sorry, that's my rant for this evening. hmm, it was longer than I planned. I wasn't meaning it as an insult to anyone who works in those government funded positions, or are having government assistance. Maybe it's just my rage against the man. I'm not really an angry person either.