After a crapy yearly review, as well as a craptascular raise, they just gave me another employee of the month award. 100% QA score, 100% attendance, no missed swipes. Give me a handshake with one hand, and back hand me with the other. Make up your mind. It was as awkward as one of those waiter trains coming out of the kitchen to sing happy bday and take your picture with a sombraro on your head. I think some could tell I was slightly less than impressed. Not caring that much.